Anyone want to buy a t-shirt?

I just realized that a long time ago I had opened a cafepress.com store. I was so enthralled by the idea that I could sell custom t-shirts, I set it up on a whim. I just never got around to posting about it! So here I go:

The front says “Leave me alone: I’m in Lornitropia” the back has the definition (the short version). You can see it in more detail here.